This is probably the best news story I have heard of this year. For the faint hearted and all the men out there read with caution. 

 

The lovers had little mishap during there affair which involved a boss and his secretary who saw their romantic rendezvous interrupted in a wince-inducing way – after a car crash led the secretary to accidentally bite off her lovers penis.

 

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her love affair boss in there car inside Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

 

The impact of which caused her to bite the man’s penis off.

 

To make thing worse for the couple that wasn’t already bad enough for those involved, the incident was watched by a private detective who had been sent by the woman’s husband to catch them out.

 

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to ’shake violently’ – but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

 

Good-naturedly, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

 

The investigator said he’s never seen an incident like it before.

 

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